Senior Developer explaining how to use his library
A tapasztalt fejlesztő elmeséli, hogy hogyan kell a programját használni
Showing posts with label humor. Show all posts
Showing posts with label humor. Show all posts
2013-02-09
2011-05-18
Programming language inventor OR serial killer?
Kóder vagy sorozatgyilkos?
Can you tell a coder from a cannibal? Try to work out which of the following spent their time hacking computers and which preferred hacking away at corpses instead.
2010-11-24
2010-10-22
2010-10-19
The OMG Cat / Az "Óh, jajj, Istenem!" macska
Original / Eredeti
~ sees car accident / ~ autóbalesetet lát
OMG Cat sees Car Accident - watch more funny videos
2010-08-23
Stephen Fry & Hugh Laurie
Régi cucc, ami csak nekem új. Dr House egy másik élete.
Old stuff which is new for me. Another life of Doctor House.
Old stuff which is new for me. Another life of Doctor House.
2010-08-16
Villamosos üldözés / Tram pushuit
Have a good evening!
In current days, while the criminal acts are spreading, the daredevils of the gangland invent newer and newer ways to deliver their deeds.
The following police recording proofs that criminals are not picky about the vehicles they use during robbery.
In current days, while the criminal acts are spreading, the daredevils of the gangland invent newer and newer ways to deliver their deeds.
The following police recording proofs that criminals are not picky about the vehicles they use during robbery.
2010-08-15
2010-07-22
LOLCODE
~ is an esoteric programming language inspired by the language expressed in examples of the lolcatInternet meme. The language was created in 2007 by Adam Lindsay, researcher at the Computing Department of Lancaster University.
The language is not clearly defined in terms of operator priorities and correct syntax, but several functioning interpreters and compilers already exist. The language has been proven Turing-complete.
-- Wikipedia
Examples
- Hello World!
HAI CAN HAS STDIO? VISIBLE "HAI WORLD!" KTHXBYE
- Print numbers from 1 to ROOF.
HAI CAN HAS STDIO? I HAS A ROOF, I HAS A VAR ITZ 0 GIMMEH ROOF BTW U R IN CONTROL IM IN YR LOOP UP VAR!!1 IZ VAR BIGGER THAN ROOF? KTHXBYE VISIBLE SMOOSH VAR AN ":)" MKAY IM OUTTA YR LOOP KTHXBYE
→ lolcode.com
2010-07-20
2010-07-09
2010-06-28
2010-06-25
French and Italian soccer / Francia és olasz foci
A francia és az olasz csapat tagjai tegnap közösen meglátogattak egy fokvárosi árvaházat.
Szívszorító volt látni a szomorú kis arcukat és a reménytelenséget– nyilatkozta a 6 éves Dzsamal.
--- English version
The members of the French and Italian soccer teams joined together and visited a shelter for orphaned children in Cape Town.
It was heart-smothering seeing their little sad faces and the hopelessness– explained Jamal the 6 years old boy.
2010-06-23
2010-06-18
My penis is too short / A péniszem túl rövid
--- English version follows
Azt mondta a rendszer, hogy meg kell adnom egy jelszót. Azt mondtam "faszom". Mire a rendszer közölte, hogy túl rövid.
Megkérdeztem egy kollégámat, hogy ilyenkor mit kell csinálni. Azt mondta, hogy elfelejtettem beírni a méretét, úgy mint "faszom45". Működött.
--- English version
The system said that give it a password. I typed "mydick". The system said it is too short.
I asked a colleague what to do. He said that I have to type in the size, like "mydick45". It worked.
Azt mondta a rendszer, hogy meg kell adnom egy jelszót. Azt mondtam "faszom". Mire a rendszer közölte, hogy túl rövid.
Megkérdeztem egy kollégámat, hogy ilyenkor mit kell csinálni. Azt mondta, hogy elfelejtettem beírni a méretét, úgy mint "faszom45". Működött.
--- English version
The system said that give it a password. I typed "mydick". The system said it is too short.
I asked a colleague what to do. He said that I have to type in the size, like "mydick45". It worked.
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